RESOLUTIONS
by BULLDOZER


Well, well, well…It’s a new year, time for all the resolutions to come out of the woodwork. My resolution, to be better than I was last year…yup, that’s fuckin’ it. That’s all you get…

You know the questions we all get this time of year:

“Hey can you help me get stronger?”

Answer: Yes, but do you have what it takes?

“Hey, I want a six pack, can you help me?”

Answer: No, six pack abs make your squat go down

“Hey, what’s the secret to getting bigger?”

Answer: Stop being a pussy and eat some food. Oh yeah, ditch the 3 sets of 10 reps too.

People don’t usually like our answers, and that’s fine by me. This life ain’t easy…

This is the time of year when the curl and crunch monkey’s come out in full force to take up space in MY squat rack and on MY bench for 2 weeks and then disappear into the abyss. They see the Monolift in the corner but think its some type of weird sex toy that only the “fat” guys use.

This is the time of year when people piss me off. You see, when I set a goal, I intend to reach it. That is why I don’t go out making all sorts of resolutions that I know I have no interest in completing. People make resolutions about “getting healthy” or “back in shape.” Tell me, what the hell is “back in shape?”

These are things I can understand:

“I want to squat 1000lbs.”

“I want to bench 500lbs.”

“I want to deadlift 600lbs.”

I can understand these. Hell, I can even understand “I want to run a Marathon.” However the vague, generic resolutions people make mean nothing to me. Tell me you want something tangible. Tell me you want something difficult. Tell me you want to bust through previous obstacles. Don’t give me shit about “working out.” I only care about TRAINING!

People need a new state of mind. They need a BLACK state of mind. Our world likes for things to come easy. If you want what’s easy, get the hell out of here, I have no need for you. BLACK is deep. You’re attitude has to be deep to be able to hold anything. BLACK holds a lot for me…a lot that I haven’t accomplished yet. Yeah, I know what’s in that darkness, so I don’t need to fucking tell you then, do I?

What’s the point of this article? Change your state of mind. Stop thinking “easy” and start thinking BLACK. Pick something difficult and fuckin DO IT! It’s time to get off the sidelines and get in the game.

Don’t get in my way…I’ll blow you over, I AM BULLDOZER!!!!